RYAN :
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
CHAD :
I've go to just do my thing.
RYAN :
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
I'll show you that it's one and the same:
Baseball, dancing, same game.
It's easy:
Step up to the plate, start swingin'.
CHAD :
I wanna play ball now, and that's all.
This is what I do.
It ain't no dance that you can show me.
RYAN :
You'll never know if you never try.
CHAD :
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time YEAH.
RYAN :
Come on!
CHAD :
I don't dance.
RYAN AND GIRLS :
I know you can.
CHAD :
Not a chance.
RYAN :
If I could do this, well, you could do that.
CHAD :
But I don't dance.
RYAN :
Hit it out of the park!
CHAD :
I don't dance.
RYAN :
I say you can.
CHAD :
There's not a chance.
RYAN :
Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor.
CHAD :
I don't dance, no
RYAN :
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
CHAD :
I've go to just do my thing.
RYAN :
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
Two-steppin, now you're up to bat.
Bases loaded, do your dance.
It's easy:
Take your best shot, just hit it.
CHAD :
I've got what it takes, playin' my game, so you better spin that pitch
You're gonna throw me, YEAH.
I'll show you how I swing.
RYAN :
You'll never know if you never try.
CHAD :
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time. YEAH.
RYAN :
Come on!
CHAD :
I don't dance.
RYAN :
I know you can.
CHAD :
Not a chance.
RYAN AND GIRLS :
If I could do this, well, you could do that.
CHAD :
But I don't dance.
RYAN :
Hit it out of the park!
CHAD :
I don't dance.
RYAN :
I say you can.
CHAD :
There's not a chance.
RYAN :
Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor.
CHAD :
I don't dance, no.
RYAN :
Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance.
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance.
CHAD :
I wanna play ball, not dance hall.
I'm makin a triple, not a curtain call.
RYAN :
I can prove it to you till you know it's true,
‘Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too.
CHAD :
You're talkin' a lol, show me what you got. STOP.
[ALL]
Swing!
RYAN :
HEY
Come on, swing it like this.
Oh, swing!
CHAD :
Ooh
RYAN :
Jitterbug...just like that.
That's what I mean, that's how you swing.
CHAD :
You make a good pitch but I don't believe.
RYAN :
I say you can.
CHAD :
I know I can't.
[Ryan and Chad]
I don't dance.
RYAN :
You can do it.
CHAD :
I don't dance, no.
RYAN :
Nothin' to it. Alta boy, Alta boy. YEAH.
CHAD :
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter what?
RYAN :
One, two, three, four, everybody swing!
[Ryan and Chad]
COME ON!
CHAD :
I don't dance.
RYAN :
I know you can.
CHAD :
Not a chance.
RYAN :
If I could do this, well, you could do that.
CHAD :
But I don't dance.
RYAN :
Hit it out of the park!
CHAD :
I don't dance.
RYAN :
I say you can.
CHAD :
There's not a chance.
RYAN :
Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor.
CHAD :
I don't dance, no.
